In case you needed solid proof of my burgeoning senility, I purchased the following two items this past week:

The shoes make me six feet tall (and in reality are olive green /w leopard print), and the leggings are from APPLE BOTTOMS and feature two metallic pink apple appliques flanking either butt cheek, festooned with RHINESTONES. Should whatever oversized t-shirt or sweater I happen to be wearing with them ride up, I’ll sure have egg on my face. 

I also managed to find a purple acid wash super-cropped slight bat-wing (but really just normal on me since it’s probably size 00 and I have… sturdy upper arms) jean jacket. I’m not quite sure how I’m going to figure out how to work these things into my “early 1960s by way of early 1980s and also somewhat punk and lady-like” fall look, but hopefully I’ll manage.